All the UNKNOWN FACTS you NEVER wanted to KNOW !!!!!!
THIS SITE CONTAINS EXPLICIT, VULGAR LANGUAGE, NOT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HEAR ON THE STREETS. EVERY OTHER WORD PEOPLE USE ON THEIR CELLS OR SIMPLY IN PUBLIC IS F#*K, MOTHERF#*K, SHEEEET ...YOU GET THE PICTURE, I WOULD HOPE. IF YOU DON'T GET IT....LEAVE NOW! I will address the truly ANNOYING HABIT of people thinking that you actually WANT to hear their disgusting conversations later.
THAT BEING SAID, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYONE TAKING OFFENSE OR BEING SHOCKED BY WHAT THEY READ OR SEE THROUGHOUT THIS SITE. PARENTS....PAY ATTENTION!!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR CHILD IS LOOKING AT, YOU'VE GOT A MAJOR PROBLEM ON THE HORIZON. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JOHNNY STEALING YOUR HUSBAND'S PLAYBOY...THE JOYS OF ADOLESCENCE.
MAY 23, 2010: 1754 hrs. EST
A special booby-prize was awarded to the 'Cuntessa de Syzygy', (yes, I meant to spell 'Contessa that way and yes, 'syzygy' is a REAL word - TRY pronouncing it....YIKES!!!), this past Friday. She, and she ALONE, has become the first woma...um...femal...uh...'thing', to achieve the goal of becoming the very first COMPLETE ASS-LICKER AND TAKE A FALL FOR IT!!!!! Funny how they don't want you when your 'knees give out'. I hear they're recruiting SUPERVISORS for the next Girl Scout COOKIE DRIVE!!! or better yet...JEANS FOR JESUS is really big this year. No need to thank me. Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I...and let's face it...you're SO less fortunate than I.
MAY 22, 2010: 1439 hrs. EST
'The Power of ONE' - it took almost 2 years of research, dedication, perseverance, patience and an UNDYING FAITH that 'GOOD' will always WIN, to reach the conclusion in an UNBELIEVABLE mockery of justice! The 'guilty parties' are scurrying like rats to try and concoct the ONE LIE they'll all stick to. Can you say, 'You have been TERMINATED!'? - thank you 'Ahhnold'
I just finished a rather LONG, and may I say quite 'enchanting', description of the past WEEK FROM HELL! Unfortunately, cyber-land decided to NOT SAVE it. So, if Moms and Pops Walton are getting an eyeful right now..my deepest apologies. Lord knows you don't need any inspiration to have another kid. You seem to do quite well without outside 'help'.
In a nutshell, I did a television interview a week ago, Friday to be exact. It's ultimately an expose' - love that word, sounds so tawdry - on hidden agendas/greed and self-preservation within the 'judicial system' in TCTTF. (that's 'The City That Time Forgot' for you virgins). It has taken 2 years of research, determination and GUTS to not let this fall through the cracks. So many things do because people 'don't want to get involved'. They LOVE TO BITCH about everything but DO NOTHING to change or stop it.
A lot of the 'facts' about this story can be found 'hidden' on other pages within this 'site'. (that means use the SITE-MAP...YEAH, that thing in the upper left corner). This is a free-site gang. You honestly didn't think I was going to show you everything without making you work for it a little??
The 'House of Cards' has just CRASHED AROUND THEIR ASSES and they're scrambling like RATS to try and find a way out. Sounds like a great remake of Sartre's - NO EXIT.....hmmmmm.
MAY 3, 2010: 0815 hrs. EST
Well, writer's block is officially gone. UH-OHH...YIKES!!! Actually, it's the fact that things (life) have changed drastically since MARCH 25, 2010.
MARCH 25, 2010: 1050 hrs. EST
What a difference 16 DAYS of not writing made! Not quite sure where to even start with this one. Yeah, I know, you've heard that how many times from me. Wasn't a question, was making a point. NOTHING is ever UNcomplicated in my life. NAHH..that would make life too easy to understand, right? That WAS a question, sorta.
This is best described as 'a FACEBOOK encounter of the 30th kind'. NO, it's not about the 30th time I checked the site. DOH!
Here come the letters from the FLIP-FLOP CAPITAL of the world!!! None other than 'TCTTF' - check the acronyms portion of the site. Is it like some sick fetish the 'girls' i.e. fags/queens, NOT the men who happen to be homosexual and don't feel the NEED TO ADVERTISE IT, have with FLIP-FLOPS in this city??? They read ONE ARTICLE, 2 YEARS AGO, about 'flip-flops going mainstream for men' and SUDDENLY you can't get the fags out of them, at least not in TCTTF. I'm taking it they FAILED TO READ anything more than the 'headline'. YES GIRLS,they went MAINSTREAM BUT!!!!!...and here's the part you missed....BUT ONLY AS ACCEPTABLE BEACH, PARK AND CRUISE WEAR!! NONE OF WHICH YOU HAVE IN TCTTF!!! You have NO IDEA how FUCKING ANNOYING it is to listen to a GAGGLE of FAGGLES walking down the street in flip-flops!!! NO ONE FUCKING CARES you have flip-flops on and we certainly DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOU COMING!!!!! If these 'we know fashion' queens were in Manhattan, their feet would have been amputated years ago. Do you honestly think I CARE THAT YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE WEARING FLIP-FLOPS IN TIMES SQUARE???????? Where do they find these people??? It's like planning a Tupperware Party for these girls. 'Honey, I'm wearing my flip-flops are you?' 'I simply must have those new neon flip-flops.' If you make the comment 'LET'S GET OUT THE FLIP FLOPS...' think about what you just said. They've been PUT AWAY AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN BURNED LAST YEAR!!!!!!!! Get a FUCKING GRIP!!!!! And you wonder why people look at you and say 'I KNOW HE'S GAY!!' Just what I always wanted....to wear a LABEL ABOUT MY SEXUALITY!!!!! Can you say KEEPING THE STEREOTYPE ALIVE??????? GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!! NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE GAY!! SORRY!!! IT'S NO BIG DEAL!!!!! BUT ACT LIKE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!! AND KEEP THE FUCKING FLIP-FLOPS FOR THE BEACH!!!! WHERE THEY BELONG!!!!!!!!!
MARCH 03, 2010 - 0546 hrs EST:
HE'S BA-A-A-A-A-CK!!!!! (duh-na-nuh - ominous sound effect) Well gang, once again I am a harbinger of news!! YIPPEEE!! (For the 'newbies/virgins' to the site, you may want to start at the first entries and work your way back. If you haven't had your coffee yet, that one is really going to confuse you.)
Oh, the things that can happen in less than 2 weeks time. First, my heartfelt apologies for the 'site' disappearing into 'cyber-land', complete with 'cached' pages. I always thought having cache' meant you had a flair/style for a certain thing. I find NOTHING appealing or stylish about pages of internet mumbo-jumbo being referred to as your 'cache'. Get a new fucking word.
FEBRUARY 13, 2010 - 0749 hrs EST:
WOW!!! I missed my own ANNIVERSARY!! How time flies when you're having FUN....not. Just looked at my 'time lines' and discovered that my first day of CREATION, sounds biblical doesn't it, was February 11, 2009...WOW RHODA!!! That's kind of frightening, in a strange sort of way. I have a hard time remembering what I had for dinner LAST NIGHT, let alone a year ago. But then again, I remember VIVIDLY my 'flash of brilliance'. Obviously intelligence, once again, trumps and takes the 'kitty'.
It's the 'first building block' in what could become the next great literary coup'e by....ME..who else? The 'generic' title right now is, 'Pinocchio Gets a Blow Job'? Catchy, huh? It's a cross between 'Debbie Does Dallas', 'Silence of the Lambs' and a REAL fairy-tale. Now it'll be time for the Gay and Lesbian Community to get on the band wagon to protest 'discrimination' and 'prejudice'. Take a number 'girls'...incase you haven't read through my site. You'll have a hard time finding a seat amongst the whites, blacks, straights, jews, young, old, poor, rich, italians, catholics, irishmen (we don't mind waiting as long as our flasks are full), and the rest of humanity. ALL of whom I've taken 'jabs' at here. If you can't LAUGH at yourself you obviously have a MASSIVE EGO and God Complex. Ooops, that just described 80% of the gay community. Who the hell do you think keeps Lancome' and Estee' Lauder in business? Puh-leaseee! Maybe you're NOT SO 'GAY' after all. Maybe more like DELUDED.....ouch.Won't be the first time I've pissed someone off and God knows it won't be the last...not if I have anything to do with it.
Back to my newest 'brainchild', Pinocchio Gets a Blow Job. It's the story of a young man who begins to have the unexplainable experience of having his nose (euphemism for penis) grow every time he tells a lie. At first it seems to be a 'gift' that the others, who get to 'know' Pinocchio's nose, are enjoying very much. The MORE LIES he tells the longer and bigger his 'nose' gets. And it's not just the ladies who have taken a 'shining' to Pinocchio's nose. What begins as an enviable and satisfying 'gift' soon turns deadly. Pinocchio can't 'control' how many LIES he tells when with a 'date'. One fateful night he tells ONE TOO MANY LIES. While his date is 'enjoying' his nose, she was an understudy for the lead in 'Deep Throat', the LIE leaves his lips and Pinocchio's nose grows 1 inch too long. His date chokes to death while his nose keeps running. What to do? This is the beginning of what turns into a string of unexplainable homicides in the Metro area. There is no common link. Men, women, sheep (BAAAAA)...all become victims of Pinocchio's LIES.
Then the TRULY unthinkable happens. Pinocchio discovers that he isn't the ONLY ONE with such a 'gift'. While cruising the chat-sites one night, Pinocchio stumbles onto another 'someone' who claims to have the same 'talent'. What are the odds??? Pinocchio was positive that NO ONE could LIE as well as he did. It seems impossible and the inevitable happens. Pinocchio can't resist temptation and MAKES CONTACT!!!
JANUARY 3, 2010 - THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT!!
HAPPY NEW DECADE!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never be SOOOOO happy to see a year END!!! LITERALLY ecstatic!!! 2009 was a year of 'transition' for myself, as well as millions of others. Adusting to the 'new world' WE created. Unemployment, hunger, tent-villages, rampant poverty...all LEFT HERE as a gift from GEORGE W. BUSH!!!! I'm so sick of hearing about 'how little' Obama has done - in a YEAR, MORONS!! It took 8 years of Bush jacking-off to Playboy in the Oval Office to create the HELL Obama, and the rest of us, inherited. That being said, it's a NEW YEAR, NEW DECADE, and for those of you who didn't get the reference to 2010-the year we make contact, you mig want to turn off the TIVO, the WII, the IPHONE, the WI-FI and LEARN SOMETHING about a book written by the same person who wrote 2001:a space odyssey....oh yeah man, I love that song, by um, bowie knife, right?
2001 came and went. Unfortunately HAL really does CONTROL the world and the mindless minions who can't live without him. Science fiction became science fact...again. I can't say anything because here I am using 'HAL' to send this out to millions. 'I'M SORRY, DAVE. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.'
In the past year I got to experience up-close and IN-PERSON the G-20 Summit - BFD, a total letdown of events from the HYPE the Mayor of TCTTF had insured the public was destined to happen. The running joke among reporters was, 'It's a beautiful city but, WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE???'
12-04-2009: DID YA MISS ME???...I BET YOU DID. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED, A TIP - YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT EVERY PAGE TO SEE IF ANYTHING NEW HAS BEEN WRITTEN. CHEAP SHOT I KNOW BUT, IT'S MY SITE AND IN HERE WE PLAY BY MY RULES!!!
Today I have an extra special TREAT for you....it's called 'NAME THAT WEENIE'!
I'm posting a 'picture' garnished from the pages of a particular web-site. The picture is real, the 'WEENIE' is real, the person is real and guess where they work.....
That being said, once you view the photograph - sorry asshole, once you post it on the web it's PUBLIC DOMAIN. In other words, THINK before you POST - but I digress - once you view the photograph, the FIRST person to correctly identify the 'OWNER OF THE WEENIE' will be granted FULL ACCESS to all of those 'dirty little secrets' I've collected over the past 25+ years.
PIONEERS, OH PIONEERS...GO FORTH...
HAPPY WEENIE HUNTING!!!
10-26-2009 1121 hrs EST:
I know, I know...2 updates within a week. MON DIEU!!! Well, the truth of the matter be known, I actually decided to spring for a new keyboard. WHAAAAT?? Yeah, cheapskate, frugal. penny-pinching, old miser, ME got sick of trying to type and have to correct every fucking word I wrote. i.e. 'the' - would come out 'te'. Now, unless you're speaking another language, not much fun finding 'te' in every other sentence. 'Who' was becoming a problem...translated into 'Ho'. Not bad if that's what you were looking for but, in most instances, not quite appropriate. So, now that Daddy has his new little toy, it's time to pick up where I left off MANY months ago. Writing is truly NO FUN when you can't decipher anything on the page. Imagine me subjecting you to that. Let's face it, the majority of people have a hard time keeping up with me in person, let alone in writing. TCTTF has some very interesting 'tidbits' and ATCA (As The Courtroom Adjourns for you neophytes) is just BURSTING with simply scandalous goings-on. For a soap opera it SEEMS SO REAL, in SO MANY WAYS. WHAT A SCAAAAAAANDAL!!! hmmmm...have to check on that later.
Andrew Lloyd Weber announced he's writing a 'sequel' to The Phantom of the Opera. Seriously. Personally, I can't wait. Oddly enough, The Phantom of the Courtroom is just about to strike again on ATCA. Coincidence or FATE???? The plot thickens.
In TCTTF ('The City That Time Forgot' for you virgins - doubt if there are any of those left) things have taken a surprisingly wonderful turn for the better.
Rumour(if I'm being a snob), or should I say Rumor, has it that there's been a leak about the very existence of this site. An unexplainable JUMP in visitors has been occuring. Which can only lead me to the conclusion that THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG!!!!! BAD CAT!!!....NOT! It's somehow amazingly rejuvenating, (NOT 're-JUVENILE-ing....OOOPS), to embrace the fact that I DON'T ANSWER to The Time Nazi, The Queen of Cookies, The Red Queen (helluva lot of queens if you ask me), The King of Diplomacy, Her Majesty the Money Taker, The Dealer of the Goods i.e. supply schlep or any other putz who couldn't deal with the fact that in a Battle-of-Wits, they were OUTNUMBERED. Amongst the group, there's that 1 GRAY CELL, FIGHTING, to stay alive.
I'm a harbinger of news!!!! You'll be happy to know, OR maybe not so happy, that 2 Publishing Companies have taken an interest in my JOURNAL. You know the one...the one that has EVERY DAY for 26 YEARS written in it....OOOOPS!!! They always said, 'ELEPHANTS CAN REMEMBER'. Or was that Agatha Christie? Anyway, what a THRILL it would be to see some of this in PRINT for THE WORLD to read. I'm sure those of you who feel this is ABOUT YOU are not feeling quite the same JUBILATION that I am. Sorry...NOT. But then again, WHAT would make you think this was about YOU? That's a bit conceited don't you think? Sounds like a Carly Simon song...I bet you think this song is about you...You're So Vain. I suppose the fear comes in the thought that OTHERS might RECOGNIZE YOU hidden in the words. Not going to take an EINSTEIN to figure this one out...sorry, forgot, it's that 1 GRAY CELL still fighting for it's life. Hang in there...it'll come to ya'.
And now it's time for THE RETURN OF ATCA!!! They tried to cancel the show but, the LOYAL FANS BEGGED FOR MORE. Tune in to ATCA in the Site Map. Like teaching a....won't go there ;-)
10-21-2009 0913 hrs EST:
So much happening and so little time to tell you about it :-) Seems like things are getting to a fever-pitch in Juvieville. TCTTF (see acronyms) has gone through some major changes. Most, oddly enough, for the better. There's HOPE yet. Then there are other 'changes' that are...not so much, for the better. The Public Library's community locations are in danger of being shut-down w/ doors locked. Seems the 'mayorette', that's the masculine tense for 'majorette', is trying to find a way to blame it all on someone else. And that's new in what way? Instead of twirling a baton he twirls the TRUTH. Finding scapegoats is a national pastime in TCTTF. Actually they've raised it to the level of an artform.
Since last speaking with you...beautiful, old trees in the downtown area of TCCTF have been chain-sawed down. Why try to save them, right??? They're just trees. Wouldn't mind having some ERTS grab the 'mayorette' by his pom-poms and make him pay for that one. All in the name of progress ...or maybe it's REGRESS. Going green obviously means destroying annoying trees. Hey, they only cost TCTTF a couple of million to plant years ago. They're rich, TCTTF will just buy more.
IN REAL TIME: FRIDAY 9/18/2009 @ 0916 hrs EST
Well PITTSBURGH, you did it again! Unfortunately, you always find a way to take something BEAUTIFUL and DESTROY IT!!!
The opening, and subsequent reception, of the new AUGUST WILSON CULTURAL CENTER was no less than phenominal. It is TRULY a worthy, and well past due, homage to one of America's GREATEST PLAYWRIGHT'S. Aside from the architectural genious of the 'space', the WARMTH felt inside cannot be avoided or denied. Cherish it Pittsburgh! It is a GEM, hidden, within all of the HATE, that never ceases to raise it's ugly head in the place you call HOME.
After having, probably one of the most, in this city, delightful, inspiring, joyous celebrations for the Arts, and the man who gave us his GIFT of love, I was no sooner than across the street when REALITY .....BAM!!!....had literally THROWN me to the sidewalk.
As I write this, the back of my head is matted with blood and the wound still fresh. There is a pool of dried blood, on the sidewalk, in front of the establishment where one of the EMPLOYEES THREW me backwards onto the pavement and LEFT ME THERE TO BLEED!!!!!!
People WALKED BY and DID NOTHING!!!!! I heard someone say, "He's bleeding. Call an ambulance.".....NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For what seemed like an eternity I lay there, motionless, helpless, assualted, violated, bleeding, and NOT ONE PERSON would offer help...OF ANY KIND!!!
THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A 'LOVING CITY'????????????
My biggest question right now is, WHY? Did that make the GAYS feel like they were getting back for something? You've only shown me that the gay community in Pittsburgh is nothing more than a bunch of SELF-LOATHING, PITIFUL, PRETENTIOUS, CLOSETED, WANNA-BE IMPORTANT, NOBODY's.
And you have the nerve to wonder WHY the people from MANHATTAN can't stomach you? Wear your FUCKIN' FAGGOT FLIP-FLOPS, prance down the street, call each other 'girl', buy your clothes from Saks(3 year old stock), try to act cultured(laughable at best), pretend that no one KNOWS you're a FAGGOT and go on about your PITIFUL, LITTLE, LONELY, LIFE!!! That's right 'girls', get together tonight and laugh about the guy you made bleed. Laugh about how you stood there and made jokes. Hike up your CHEESEY, KNOCK-OFF, D&G UNDIES and have a couple more, oh so chic, Cosmopolitans.
COME TO MANHATTAN AND LET 'ME' GIVE YOU THE KIND OF WELCOME YOU GAVE ME!
......only we have SUBWAY TRACKS, not sidewalks, if you should happen to FALL. That first step is a doozey. Be sure not to wear your FLIP-FLOPS, you may lose a toe...OR A LEG.
And for the record 'girls', the GAY MEN, who are my FRIENDS - quite a few - fancy that, are just that, MEN. NOT FAGGOTS!! Rhymes with 'MAGGOTS'. Lighten up 'girls'...they wouldn't touch you with someone elses dick! PANTY-WIPE TIME!!
AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE!!! MY LITTLE PARTY'S JUST BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! in 'ABOUT US' it's time to fill you in on all of the 'preparation(H)s' that are going on for the G-20 SUMMIT. And NO, it's not like a large COLT 45 with a different name. oops...
A 'LIFETIME' of observations and startling discoveries.
USING THE 'SITE MAP' REALLY DOES HELP. TRY IT, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
HE'S BA-A-A-CK! JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO COME BACK TO MY 'SITE'....DUH-NA-NA!!! (OMINOUS SOUND EFFECT)
IT'S BEEN A MONTH SINCE THE WRITING BUG BIT ME...but duty calls.
UPDATED DAILY: This is FAR from being done. As a 'newbie' to this, my hands can only put so many words on a page, a day. I will do my best to see that ONE section of the Site is UPDATED DAILY. Check back EVERY DAY.
I can't say what 'PAGE' will have new 'info' but it will be here somewhere.
LATEST UPDATES:( for those of you who decided to NOT pay attention to the LAST SENTENCE of the afore-mentioned 'block'...there has been an UPDATE EVERY DAY....surprise!!! TA-DA!!!! MAGIC!!! It's the ULTIMATE 'treasure-hunt' for KNOWLEDGE. I've given you CLUES, um, BLATANT SIGNS to the updates listed below. But WHAT ABOUT the OTHERS that I, ooops, FORGOT, or did I, to not make a note of??? My DEEPEST APOLOGIES...NOT EVEN. It said "Check back EVERY DAY." SO MUCH TO FIND....)
4-21-2009 in OBSERVATIONS/VIEWPOINTS
4-14-2009 in 'About Us' i.e. ME!!
4-13-2009 in HOME......
4-09-2009 in ATCA.
4-09-2009 in OBSERVATIONS/VIEWPOINTS.
4-05-2009 in TCTTF - THIS is BEYOND
COMPREHENSION !!!
3-30-2009 in TCTTF. A MUST READ!!
3-29-2009 in 'About Us' - my apologies for the
lengthy 'hiatus'. LIFE doesn't have a
schedule or punch-clock.
3-22-2009 in OBSERVATIONS/VIEWPOINTS
and TCTTF. (never a LACK of stupidity)
3-21-2009 in OBSERVATIONS/VIEWPOINTS
and TCTTF.
3-19-2009 in ATCA.
3-18-2009 in TCTTF.
3-16-2009 in OBSERVATIONS/VIEWPOINTS
and ATCA.
3-15-2009 in TCTTF, ABOUT US
3-03-2009 in TCTTF and ATCA - BRUTAL!
2-27-2009 in LIFE ON FILM and TCTTF
(START USING THE FRIGGIN' SITE MAP!)
2-26-2009 in ABOUT US (in ABOUT US - DOH)
2-25-2009 in THE CITY THAT TIME FORGOT
(in the site map)
2-24-2009 in AS THE COURTROOM
ADJOURNS (in the site map)
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!
Taken from the pages of my DAILY, PERSONAL, JOURNAL . I started writing DAILY, RELIGIOUSLY, in 1980.
That's a HELLUVA LOTTA 'DIRTY LAUNDRY'.....don't ya think?
I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. EVERY DAY, EVERY WEEK, EVERY YEAR, EVERY INCIDENT, EVERY 'UH-OH', READY TO BE UNLEASHED!!!!...OOPS!!!
THE 'PEN' TRULY IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!!
Choosing 'TO BELIEVE or NOT TO BELIEVE' depends on your willingness to OPEN YOUR EYES and ACCEPT what you sometimes don't want to know.
This site is for the sole purpose of disclosing hidden truths and commenting on people, events and life experiences that all of us have encountered on this 'strange trip' called life. The 'parables' teach a 'life lesson' and are meant to be seen as a way to look at situations we encounter on a daily basis. If you RECOGNIZE yourself in any of these 'parables' , there is a great chance it REALLY IS about YOU. The actual names of the characters represented have obviously been changed. That has NO BEARING on the validity of the 'story'. If you choose to BELIEVE, you will find that life takes on a whole new meaning, or at the very least has a lot more 'facets' than that flat piece of glass you've been looking at.
By the time you FINISH exploring my site I PROMISE you'll be asking yourself, 'Should I LOVE this guy or HATE him?', 'Do I want to HUG him or KICK him?'. One thing is CERTAIN.
You're going to HAVE TO THINK before you answer those questions. The answer is of no concern to me . I MADE YOU THINK!
SARCASM, DRY WIT, BLATANT TRUTHS, RUDE COMMENTS and ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN IMAGINE 'THINKING', BUT NEVER DARE SAY.....THIS IS THE PLACE. EXCEPT I'M THE ONE PUTTING IT ALL OUT THERE. AS THERE ARE NO HOLDS BARRED HERE, NO ONE IS SAFE. SO TAKING 'PERSONNAL OFFENSE' SOUNDS LIKE A 'PERSONAL ISSUE'. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!! LOOKING IN THE MIRROR IS GOING TO HURT(UNLESS IT'S ONE OF THOSE 'MAGIC-MIRORS' THAT TELL YOU YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL IN THAT GOD-AWFUL DRESS THAT'S 3 SIZES TOO SMALL AND LOOKS LIKE A CHEWED UP DISH-RAG TRYING TO PASS AS A CHANEL) AND THAT IS IF YOU CAN SEE YOURSELF AS DESCRIBED ABOVE - NOT THE 'BEAUTIFUL' PART. CHANGE IS GOOD AND IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
People are naturally CURIOUS, not unlike cats. This site is devoted to satisfying that HUNGER for dish and dirt on the Famous as well as the Infamous. Maybe I should say UN-FAMOUS because their STUPIDITY DESERVES to be preserved for others to learn from.....FOREVER.
At one moment in 'history' I was informed that I CANNOT write stories for other people to read. DOH?? I suppose I should have considered the source. This is the same person who uses phrases like 'You're acting Loosey-Goosey'! YIKES!!!
After reading a page, an insert or conquering the entire site, you will ALWAYS WANT MORE!!! People are PIGS for the truth. They're just too arrogant to admit it. This site is also intended for those people who feel they KNOW EVERYTHING. EHHHH!!! WRONG ANSWER!!!! Boy do I have a few words for you.
Having the VAST exposure to so many different 'walks of life' as I have, it has always amazed me how very segregated 'groups' decide to keep themselves. Rich-Poor, White-Black, Young-Old, College Grad-GED, Supervisor-Staff. You get the picture. I'm going to BLOW THE DOORS OFF of those little 'glass houses' the 'elitists' live in and give the rest of the world a chance to look inside of their MISERABLE, TRIVIAL, SELF-LOATHING, PITIFUL, HATEFUL LIVES!!! Read on.....GOT YOUR ATTENTION DIDN'T I ???
Contacting me is just about as easy as turning on the 'BAT-BEACON'. Make sure it's 'KNIGHT'. Beacons have a tendency to be less effective during the day. Sad that you have to explain something like that. And NO, a 'beacon' is not that Actor from Footloose who seems to be linked to everyone and their brother.
ROBERT 'UNLEASHED' !!!
Phone: If I decide I like you.
Fax number: It's 2009, GET A 3G PHONE.
SAVE A TREE!!
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